Posted on January 6 at 8:34 p.m.

Who wears girdles anymore? Never mind. Saw her picture.

On Police Beat: Jan. 7, 2009

Posted on January 4 at 4:20 p.m.

I was gonna say the same thing. Can't be him, though. A couple of years too young.

On POLICE BEAT: Saturday, Jan. 3, 2009

Posted on December 30 at 10:46 p.m.

I used to live on Rock Road...what has happened to that neighborhood? Oh, my...we never had no snake wranglers there.

On Collier snake embezzler gets probation for hawking hot reptiles

Posted on December 17 at 10:55 p.m.

I wish there were sound effects available on this site...when Heather's photo appeared it would play:

BOINNGGGGGG!!!

On Drug investigation into Miller's Ale House brings 2 more arrests in Lee

Posted on December 8 at 7:27 a.m.

Quarter of a million dollar bond. That's pretty impressive.

BTW...It was Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen.

On Short high-speed chase leads to arrest on eight criminal charges in Collier

Posted on December 5 at 9:06 p.m.

Why, my daughter was born in a trailer on Royal Cove Drive! It's a lovely place.

On Deputies: North Naples teen fired shotgun into mobile home Thursday night

Posted on October 18 at 12:34 a.m.

Hi, this is Brad Pitt. I'll thank you to leave me out of this.

On Cape Coral continues prostitution sting; five total arrests (with mugshots)

Posted on September 28 at 8:22 a.m.

Okay...a quick recap on what you missed.

An education.

Easy enough?

On Woman denied attempt to end probation

Posted on September 20 at 8:41 a.m.

You couldn't make up a creepier looking dude. He's the poster boy for child molesters.

On Golden Gate man gets life for boy’s abduction, abuse

Posted on September 6 at 10:44 p.m.

Please get this scum out of the country.

On North Naples mom gets 10 years for beating toddler